More two year old conversations

Rishu: Mommy, I'm a excavator!
Me: An excavator?
Rishu: I'm excavator, and Anil bulldozer!

Me: Rishu, we have to go to school (daycare) soon!

Rishu: School?? What's that?!!
(he has been going for over a year...)

Rishu: Mommy, I want to tell you something!
Me: Ok, tell me.
Rishu: I am a robot!
Me: You are robot?
Rishu: No. I am a SUPER robot!

another knock-knock joke

Anil: Knock-knock!

Me: Who's there?

Anil: Interrupting cow!

Me: Interrupting cow who?

Anil: Interrupting cow mooo!

Crabtree

Little brother says over and over, "I want crabtree!"

"Crabtree?"

"Yes, I want to eat crabtree!"

After a couple of mystified weeks, we realize "crabtree" is a "strawberry"!

hair dryer

After drying my hair, Rishabh comes to the bathroom.

"Mommy, you hair dryer done?"

"Yes, it's done."

"Where hair dryer?"

"I put it back."

"Oh, put it back. Good job, Mommy!"

Round two

Some of the things that Rishu has said to me today:

"I want triangle Mommy. I want triangle! Ok?"

While walking around the lake, "I see lions."

"No touch plane, Mommy. No touch heptor (helicopter), alright?"

Sometimes two-year olds are very frustrating but their conversations make up for it!

Last night I was trying to explain to Anil what a savannah was, explaining that's where lions live.

And he says, "No. Lions live in Japanda."

dinner conversation

Dinner conversation with Anil:

Anil: Mommy, why does this bread have seeds in it?
Me: Because it's rye bread.
Anil: Is this Indian bread?
Me: No, sweetie, it's not Indian bread. See, there are so many kinds of breads....
Anil: Just like there are so many Spidermans!
Me:
Me: Yes, just like that.

Another dinner conversation:

"Mommy, I am bigger than Rishu!
And you are bigger than me...
Baba is bigger than you...
Darth Vader is bigger than Baba..."