Thursday, September 24, 2015

latest knock-knock joke

Knock-knock!

Who's there?

Me!

Me who?

Ladybug!

three-year-isms






On getting older: "Mommy, I'm big now so I can drive the car. Mommy, I'm big now so I can have tea. Mommy, I'm big now so I can use the kainchi (scissors)."

On me: "Mommy, your nose looks like a strawberry."

On not being allowed a third piece of candy: "Mommy, you are not my friend. Only Baba is my friend."

On cats: "If the cat says meow then my eyes will become red."

On being asked what is his favorite toy car: "I like ALL the cars."

On Baba: "Baba, your eyes is brown and white. Mommy's eyes is black and white. My eyes is black and white."

On Tigger: "Mommy, why is Tigger funny? Because he likes to be funny?"