More two year old conversations

Rishu: Mommy, I'm a excavator!
Me: An excavator?
Rishu: I'm excavator, and Anil bulldozer!

Me: Rishu, we have to go to school (daycare) soon!

Rishu: School?? What's that?!!
(he has been going for over a year...)

Rishu: Mommy, I want to tell you something!
Me: Ok, tell me.
Rishu: I am a robot!
Me: You are robot?
Rishu: No. I am a SUPER robot!

another knock-knock joke

Anil: Knock-knock!

Me: Who's there?

Anil: Interrupting cow!

Me: Interrupting cow who?

Anil: Interrupting cow mooo!

Crabtree

Little brother says over and over, "I want crabtree!"

"Crabtree?"

"Yes, I want to eat crabtree!"

After a couple of mystified weeks, we realize "crabtree" is a "strawberry"!

hair dryer

After drying my hair, Rishabh comes to the bathroom.

"Mommy, you hair dryer done?"

"Yes, it's done."

"Where hair dryer?"

"I put it back."

"Oh, put it back. Good job, Mommy!"

Round two

Some of the things that Rishu has said to me today:

"I want triangle Mommy. I want triangle! Ok?"

While walking around the lake, "I see lions."

"No touch plane, Mommy. No touch heptor (helicopter), alright?"

Sometimes two-year olds are very frustrating but their conversations make up for it!